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[sayhitobianca]

[Sealed to: Hawke, Anders, Aara, Zhaneel, and Riku]

[Varric's handwriting is messier than usual, and somewhat stilted, as though he took pauses every few words while writing it.]

Tell me you're all doing fine.

It'd probably be best if you all avoided me until this blows over.

[He's not in his room, but he's definitely going to quarantine himself. He's also not answering that other zombie post. Varric's telling Hawke, that's good enough for him.]

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[Text] - Sealed to Hawke

[sayhitobianca]

What can I say? My graciousness has no limits.

I'm letting Blondie look me over. He's nothing if not persistent.

[By which Varric means he kept insisting until Varric's head hurt too much to listen to him.]

[Audio] - Sealed to Varric

[iwannabeadragon.livejournal.com]

Maybe you should try putting a cap on that before you go giving everything away.

You're only now realizing this?

[And Hawke is more than a little relieved about this development.]

[Text] - Sealed to Hawke

[sayhitobianca]

I can try, but it does go contrary to my giving nature.

Usually his persistence is entertaining. Like watching him try to foist his manifesto on people.

[Audio] - Sealed to Varric

[iwannabeadragon.livejournal.com]

Of course, what was I thinking? You're practically a saint.

Right, it's a blast when it's not your house. I could fill a book with all the pages I've found over the years.

[Text] - Sealed to Hawke

[sayhitobianca]

And yet, I still don't have my own statue.

It's always more entertaining when it's happening to someone else. You could, but that just might convince him you want to take a more active role in spreading it around.

[Audio] - Sealed to Varric

[iwannabeadragon.livejournal.com]

Try killing the Arishok in a duel. That should do it.

That might be better than finding pages in my pillow. Still not sure how they got there.

[Text] - Sealed to Hawke

[sayhitobianca]

You know, on second thought, I don't really want my own statue. Too showy. I'll leave the one on one duels to you.

I think that's one story I'm glad not to know.

[Audio] - Sealed to Varric

[iwannabeadragon.livejournal.com]

Oh no, I'd be happy to help you with this. Your gracious attitude has inspired me.

Think I could go without knowing it either.

[Text] - Sealed to Hawke

[sayhitobianca]

I don't think Kirkwall can handle having two Champions. Who'd be left to chronicle our adventures if I was too busy championing, anyway?

Finally found a story I'll never want to tell.

[Audio] - Sealed to Varric

[iwannabeadragon.livejournal.com]

We could always just switch places. No one would know.

[Except. everyone.]

Let's hope Isabela doesn't decide to tell it.

[Text] - Sealed to Hawke

[sayhitobianca]

My impression of you is good, but I somehow doubt it'd hold up in the long run. Maybe if we only tried it on people with really poor eyesight.

[He shudders slightly.]

Or at least if she does, she doesn't tell us.