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[sayhitobianca]

Well, this is a particular brand of crazy I haven’t seen before. It’s almost refreshing, really.

Through mysterious and mystical forces, your world never has and never will exist. But fear not, a tremendously kind lord is taking care of everything, because he has nothing better to do with his time than recreate the world. Add in some shadowy staff, an obvious ulterior motive, some attractive heroes, a couple of twists and betrayals, a suspicious request for record keeping, and I can work with this. If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s record keeping.

Of course I prefer to do my record keeping in the comfort of the Hanged Man and not in a random room of a keep run by an insane nobleman who writes strange letters on his prisoners while they’re unconscious.

What have you gotten yourself into this time, Varric?

I’m sure this is Hawke’s fault. It always is. Well, aside from all the times it was Rivaini’s. And Blondie’s. Or the elf-

Andraste’s dimpled buttcheeks. I’ve got to get myself some better friends.

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[angha-firebird.livejournal.com]

I will see what I can do.

Do you have a map? Of this place?

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[sayhitobianca]

Thanks, Birdie.

Not yet. Haven't been here long, though. Well. Haven't been here awake long.

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[angha-firebird.livejournal.com]

For you, Varric, I do not require any thanks. [There is a definite warmth to her tone.]

Hmm. I may be able to help with that, then.

...Do you believe we were here and asleep for a while before we woke?

[Audio] AARA. Why so adorable.

[sayhitobianca]

[He hears that warmth, and it gets a smile, which is probably obvious in his tone. Well. That, and she offered to help him with the map.]

You're very kind, Birdie. But you'll get it anyway, because it's deserved.

I'm not sure what I think. A friend of mine says he's been here awhile, but I saw him right before I woke up here.

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[angha-firebird.livejournal.com]

[She is warmth in her laughter that ensues.] Well. If you insist.

Hmm. That is a bit concerning.

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[sayhitobianca]

Concerning's one word for it.

Maybe it just goes along with however he got us all here in the first place.

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[angha-firebird.livejournal.com]

...

Would that not mean he could also take us away?

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[sayhitobianca]

I'm betting that yeah, it does.

[The idea that this guy can just magically put them where ever he wants is pretty unsettling, really.]

Makes me itchy.

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[angha-firebird.livejournal.com]

[Aara shudders.]

You are not the only one.

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[sayhitobianca]

At least our lives aren't boring.

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[angha-firebird.livejournal.com]

[A slightly humored hum resonates.]

I have never considered my life to be boring, that is for sure.

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[sayhitobianca]

Mine, either. Though every time something like this happens, I think a little boredom might be nice.

[Not really, though, and that's probably obvious from the way he says that. He wouldn't know what to do with himself.]